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-Another Day, Another Coast

-The Darkest Corners Under the Arch

-An Apple in a Day

The Art of the One Day Stand The Proposition | The Executor
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The Art of the One Day Stand
The Proposition

Dixon~ Poor Chris, our Polynesian Pool Boy assistant. He's always bitching that he never gets to go anywhere with us.
Jenny~ But he's just so hard to accessorize and at five foot nine, he doesn't really fit in any overhead bins. And, to tell you the truth, his happpiness is not my concern.
Dixon~ No.
Jenny~ Just clean my pool and shut up.
Dixon~ But he's a persistant bitch. But what he forgot is, so are we. So we had a proposition...
Jenny~ Not the one that resulted in a sexual harrassment claim.
Dixon~ That he would be our day tripper. He'd be priviledged enough to be our one day stand guy. See, dear readers, Jenny and I like to enjoy ourselves on our travels and be pampered, not stressed or rushed.
Jenny~ I like to sit down to a good meal. Enjoy the atmosphere. Be waited on by El Salvarorian... No, Portuguese men in tight white shirts... Their strong, muscley arms bringing me yet another plate of parmesan crusted tilapia...
Dixon~ You hungry bitch. But not everyone is as priviledged as us. We can't forget the backpacking crowd.
Jenny~ Although Miss Dixon and I say that we do personally practice safe sex.
Dixon~ Not barebackers, stupid whore. Those on a tight budget. Those who stay in hostels and wander aimlessly on the streets of a strange city and take busses.
Jenny~ Since when did we care about them?
Dixon~ Since we found a way to shut Chris the hell up. So here's the deal. We awaken Chris early in the morning. He has no idea where he's going or how. He gets a message containing his destination and required itinerary. He gets just a few dollars...
Jenny~ Still more than we paid our last pool boy.
Dixon~ And is on his way. He documents his travels in words and photos and reports back to us.
Jenny~ But who is supposed to put the suntan Crisco on my back when he's gone?
Dixon~ I'll just roll you in bacon grease, baby.
Jenny~ Yummy.
Dixon & Jenny~ Good luck Chris. You're gonna need it.