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The Salon It's Poofter, the Super Fairy!

Wittier than a pissy queen. "What's your name, dear, Trick?" Able to leap tall hairdos in a couple of tries. "You know what they say, the higher the hair, the closer to God." It's Poofter, the Super Fairy. "HEY, girls." By day, he works as the mild-mannered Butch at a small brick beauty salon. "Arghh, maties. A-hunting for buried treasure, we are." But at night, when the spotlights are shining, he comes out. "Ooo, girl, you can't do THAT in heels!" So next time you hear someone say, "It's a chicken, it's a hawk..." No, it's Poofter, the Super Fairy. "Remember, moisturize, moisturize, moisturize..."